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，太惡心了，真沒法再說了。"},{"id":"42118115282125851","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"對了，我記著，尤琦好像還在廁所里"},{"id":"42118115282125852","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我的天吶，咱們趕緊去廁所看看。"},{"id":"42118115282125853","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"于是二人到了廁所。"},{"id":"42118115282125854","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"老師，老師你怎么了？"},{"id":"42118115282125855","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"此時的班主任躺在地上抽搐，口吐白沫"},{"id":"42118115282125856","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"尤琦，老師怎么了？"},{"id":"42118115282125857","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"八成是被你嚇的。"},{"id":"42118115282125858","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"蔣哥，你說對了。"},{"id":"42118115282125859","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"我剛才想從廁所里出來，剛到門口就碰到老師。我剛想解釋，沒想到老師怪叫一聲，就躺在地上成你們現在看到這樣了。"},{"id":"42118115282125860","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"算了，打120吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125861","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"禎禎，我感覺你真不應該給老師講那個東西。"},{"id":"42118115282125862","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我覺得也是。"},{"id":"42118115282125863","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"10分鐘之后，急救人員來了，將班主任拉上車就走了。"},{"id":"42118115282125864","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"還繼續聽嗎？"},{"id":"42118115282125865","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"繼續說"},{"id":"42118115282125866","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"這是三水從外面回來"},{"id":"42118115282125867","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"你能說什么呢？老師呢？"},{"id":"42118115282125868","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"問禎禎"},{"id":"42118115282125869","sort":"63488","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"三水將目光轉移到禎禎身上。"},{"id":"42118115282125870","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"在醫院呢。"},{"id":"42118115282125871","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"咋的了？"},{"id":"42118115282125872","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"剛才我在講尤琦的十大技能，講到漫天飛雪，別人都聽過了，我就不講了。但怎么老師非要聽，講完了之后。就去廁所吐了，剛到廁所門口就碰到了尤琦，然后就暈過去了，當時還口吐白沫，全身抽搐，完了打120，上醫院了。"},{"id":"42118115282125873","sort":"67584","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"厲害厲害"},{"id":"42118115282125874","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"厲害什么呀？蔣哥咱倆去醫院看看老師吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125875","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"41075755174044908","content":"好"},{"id":"42118115282125876","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"我也要去。"},{"id":"42118115282125877","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"走吧"},{"id":"42118115282125878","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"他們三個人要出門的時候"},{"id":"42118115282125879","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"41075578811953478","content":"我也要去"},{"id":"42118115282125880","sort":"74752","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"你還是好好待著吧。"},{"id":"42118115282125881","sort":"75776","type":1,"role":"41075613171691779","content":"我怕老師再看見你，直接從普通病房轉為Icu了。"},{"id":"42118115282125882","sort":"76800","type":1,"role":"41075725931358662","content":"哈哈哈哈"},{"id":"42118115282125883","sort":"77824","type":1,"role":"41075502576281951","content":"他們和主任說明白情況后。三人打車到了醫院。"},{"id":"42118115282125884","sort":"78848","type":1,"role":"42117252262638246","content":"未完待續……"}],"sentencecount":78}